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those I owe...
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commissions



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kiriban



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those who owe me...
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noot noot



no one owes me things. woo.
what am I working on?
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THE TO-DO LIST, FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE MONTHS
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box o friendship




The Dream Meme Team
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Alyssa | 17 | ♍ | ISFP | †
demiromantic | asexual | not looking
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I'm Alyssa. That's my real name. You might see me called Nayru, Cyber, or Divert. That's okay. Long story. I'm an aspiring animator hailing from both Maryland and Virginia, USA. It's another long story. Currently a high school graduate jumping into college in September, and trying to figure out life as it comes. I'd love to get a web comic started one day and the one I'm taking off with is in the works.
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3DS
2337-3910-3547
Pokémon X, Pokémon Omega Ruby, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, SSB4

NNID
divert-s
Splatoon

Steam
scintillatingescapist
Portal 2, Team Fortress 2
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Deviant since August 26th, 2011, on another account

hey look at this 

(ツ)_/¯ ello, commenters





When people watch me, I give them a llama as thanks. You don't have to thank me for it! Thank you for watching!
you also get a pageview from yours truly

Same goes with thanking for watches and favs- you deserve it!

And hey, if you want to just chat, go ahead and comment. A conversation is always fun~


another note-
I don't respond to and will hide chain mail, spam, self-promotion, or hate.

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:iconraiikyuu:
raiikyuu Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no homo
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:icondivert-s:
Divert-S Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
full homo
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:iconraiikyuu:
raiikyuu Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
boy am i glad that hes frozen in there and we’re out here and that he’s the sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that we’re in there and i just remembered we’re out here but what i wanna know is wheres the caveman
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:icondivert-s:
Divert-S Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
and you wonder why no one comments on my profile besides you
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:iconrubycored:
Rubycored Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2016
:icongwomp:
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:icondivert-s:
Divert-S Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icongwompplz:
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:iconraiikyuu:
raiikyuu Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
(lays across table)
babe
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:icondivert-s:
Divert-S Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
should have known you were a cat you furricking furry
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:iconraiikyuu:
raiikyuu Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
shit my cover is blown
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:iconraiikyuu:
raiikyuu Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubly chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.

I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, i say not gay.

That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically matically fay?

But look at his quoft and crispy locks.
Look at his silk translucent socks.
There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.
What are we seeing?
Is he gay?
Of course he's gay.
Or European?

ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?

Well, hey don't look at me.

You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.

In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Oh please.

Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

Is he gay or European?
or

There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro-hetro jerk.
That guy's not gay, i say no way.

That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume

Is automatically-radically

ironically-cronically

scurtinly-curtainly

genetically-netically

GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
DAMMIT

Gay or European?

So stylish and relaxed.

Is he gay or European?

I think his chest is waxed.

But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.

If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.

Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.

Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on saturday.

Is he gay or European?
gay or european?
Gay or Euro-

Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.

The floor is yours.

So Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...?

2 years.

And your first name again is...?

Nicos.

And your boyfriend's name is...?

Carlos.
I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend.

You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples.
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case.
No matter what he say.
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret.

I'm straight!

You were not yesterday.
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!

And European!

He's gay!

And European!

He's gay!

And European and Gay!

Fine okay I'm gay!

Hooray!
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